Wellspoken resident motorcycle ballet dance instructor Jed Cornthwaite has placed second at Wonthaggi in the Vics this weekend gone.
Placed second on his practice bike, which is 140 hours old.
Someone lend Jed a 280 hour-old bike and let's see him on the top step of the podium!
Also, a little known fact: 'Wonthaggi' is an ancient aboriginal word for 'missed the turnoff to Phillip Island'. True story.